Wednesday, February 6, 2008

RAMBO: A cavalcade of blood and unbridled heroism

A Review of the new Rambo Film

I’m not sure I should start off with a punch in the face or go right to the exploding limbs, but one thing is certain, Rambo is not indecisive. He knows that you shouldn’t live for nothing, but rather, die for something! And he does not die, but everyone else sure does. If I were to title this movie differently it would be aptly known as “There Will Be More Blood Than One Would Expect.” In the latest Rambo, John is back as the most ripped geezer EVER. J. Edgar Hoover’s secret service protector would have agreed that many “knolly’s were popped” in this movie due to Sly’s sexy aim and god-like killing abilities. This bloodbath adventure contains morals and some sort of “life lesson”. But it is unclear and could be misinterpreted one hundred times over. But regardless of everything, Stallone is back and you should see this movie. [You can view the trailer here]

[Ricki Goleppi is an avid historian and artist based in Philadelphia, Detroit, Baltimore, and Opan. He enjoys sports and may or may not be more than one person.]

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1 comment:

Ben Will said...

That was as close to a "non-review" as you can get.